Mac-a-poopie

In my endeavor to fill my life with new experiences, tonight I tried a much heard about but never experienced food for my family dinner. I took a plain ol' box of Kraft mac and cheese and combined it with a half pound of ground beef. I've heard of others who have prepared this meal with success, so I figured why the hell not. 

Now I can tell you why not.

My son looked at it and said, "Mommy, what's this?"

My wife smiled sweetly and christened dinner. "It's mac-a-poopie, son."

In spite of the moniker, she ate her entire plateful. I did not.